I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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