His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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