is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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