i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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