2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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