I skipped work to stalk him.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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