sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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