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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.

  (360): View more from Washington

  I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.

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• (415): View more from California

  I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.

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• (760): View more from California

  It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE

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