Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Dating After Heartbreak
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.