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  She said her name was "party"

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.

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• (619): View more from California

  its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted

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• (947): View more from Michigan

  He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me

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• (206): View more from Washington

  That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?

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• (619): View more from California

  Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...

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