"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.