Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.