can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
we should paint friendship bongs
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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