return my video game
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Sober January is a disaster.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Randomize
