Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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