Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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