When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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