Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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