I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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