i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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