I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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