I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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