Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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