winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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