I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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