look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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