how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I just want nice things and good sex
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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