I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
