Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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