All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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