can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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