I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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