thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
