I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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