There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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