I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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