My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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