playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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