okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
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I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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