I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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