Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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