the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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