He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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