Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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