When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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