Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
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MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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