Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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