Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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