if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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