i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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