belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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