Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize