i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you win again, gameday.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
This is the high leading the old right now
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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