I wish I could punch you in the face.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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