Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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