so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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