what if every blade of grass was a penis?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize