so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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