omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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